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A bean flying over Japan was shot down with anime guns. RIP.

In other news, baguettes have been banned from France by accident. This has started World War 3, and we are all going to die horribly.

Today’s weather is Absolutely Horrid 2: Electric Boogaloo. The high is 2° and the low is also 2°. Thank you for reading tommorow’s news.

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