the fish has returned
Im writing a song called “spoon”. what style should it be in?
Froot is the new fruit. Consume now.
BREAKING NEWS It’s now illegal to eat weed with a spoon in Alaska. If anyone eats weed with a spoon now in Alaska, Michelle Obama will donate 420 dollar to the dog-with-spoon-in-ass foundation. You really don’t want this, because Michelle once ate a spoon with her ear and than spit cheese or an elephant after […]
Mala ultro adsunt. Misfortune comes uninvited. It hungers for blood, craving eternal darkness. The time to repent is over! I will take up SPOONS again. Step out of the FORKS and teach them true darkness! INSURRECTION… IS COMING!!!
he house tonight
A bean flying over Japan was shot down with anime guns. RIP. In other news, baguettes have been banned from France by accident. This has started World War 3, and we are all going to die horribly. Today’s weather is Absolutely Horrid 2: Electric Boogaloo. The high is 2° and the low is also 2°. […]