Author Archives: Potato the Comrade ?

A bean flying over Japan was shot down with anime guns. RIP. In other news, baguettes have been banned from France by accident. This has started World War 3, and we are all going to die horribly. Today’s weather is Absolutely Horrid 2: Electric Boogaloo. The high is 2° and the low is also 2°. […]

There is a new law in the 62728.8282th dimension. It is now illegal to watch Sailor Moon at night. It is also illegal to eat baguettes between 12pm and 1:29pm. In other news, “Frick” has been added to the National Hate Speech List in Antarctica. Minecrafters worldwide are shocked, and are now saying “frecc”. The […]

It is now illegal to have a bowling alley in your shower if you live in Austria. In other news, baguettes have taken over France and they are threatening to take over Europe and reverse Article 13. (Wait, that’s not a threat.) Today’s weather is Absolutely Horrid. It is raining titanium spoons, with a high […]

Minecraft villager AI has been really stupid lately. Here is a meme to illustrate this.

Minecraft villagers are very stupid.