Mala ultro adsunt. Misfortune comes uninvited. It hungers for blood, craving eternal darkness. The time to repent is over! I will take up SPOONS again. Step out of the FORKS and teach them true darkness! INSURRECTION… IS COMING!!!
BREAKING NEWS It’s now illegal to eat weed with a spoon in Alaska. If anyone eats weed with a spoon now in Alaska, Michelle Obama will donate 420 dollar to the dog-with-spoon-in-ass foundation. You really don’t want this, because Michelle once ate a spoon with her ear and than spit cheese or an elephant after […]
Froot is the new fruit. Consume now.
I tried like breathing and stuff but it’s not working, maybe it’s because I’m a spp00n : – (
They are waiting.
Man, when I’m on the go, going to the XJJYB@$RYB@$#U(B||| galaxy, I really wish I could use Chorgle ™ on my smartphone. But alas, there is no app. I make my vote to make the Chorgle ™ app into reality.