BREAKING NEWS
It’s now illegal to eat weed with a spoon in Alaska. If anyone eats weed with a spoon now in Alaska, Michelle Obama will donate 420 dollar to the dog-with-spoon-in-ass foundation. You really don’t want this, because Michelle once ate a spoon with her ear and than spit cheese or an elephant after doing a Club Penguin speedrun in a wheelchair in the Xardrestuvan dimension.
v good
that wacky Michelle
Glad to know of these dangers.
whg