Austria just repealed its ban on bowling alleys in showers, saying ” p͚̻͎̟̞̭̯̪͑̋ͨ͌̏͑͘̕pͪ҉̸̳̭̩͙l̗͉̤͈̞̣͐͂ ͛͐̾͋͛҉̫͎ǹ͇͉̬͇̻̗e͒̒ͧͥ̒͏͈̣̟͝e͎͉̓̉̒ͦ̚͜d̵̸͉̳̚͘ ̗̊͂̏͌ͫ̄͂̔̂t̑̅̕͏̩hͣ͛͏͍͍e̱͈̰̳̪͈͓̋̔̔̓͜i͕̋̍̆̎́̍͋̑͟ͅr̫̟̫̰̫͈͚̾̅͊̂̍ͭ͋ͮ̕ ͔͔̞͖͎͈͆̍̄͛ͤ͠B͛͏̗͎̯ ͬͣ̕͏̣̺̙̙̩O͛͆̒͊̒͏̥͚̕ ̮͍̮̰̜ͭ̃ͯͣ̾Ẇ̖͓͉̣̹̬̭ͥ͐̽̊ͣͅ ̡̡̺͈͉͚̖̙̪ͭͨL̨̰̬ͯ͌ͮͫ́̚ ̸̢̼̜̳̖͇̙̞̮̽̔I͆̎͌̉҉̟̫ ̸̧̧̪͍̪̺̺̤͓̊̾͊ͦ̓̓ͫN͕̲̮̖͈̗̆̉ͬ͒ͧ̐̓̎͆̀͞ ̟͎̝͔̞̅́ͪͤ̏̎̉͘͟G̡̤͍̦͚̭̼̟ͣ̓ ͍̩̻̼̪ͪ̋̆ ̶͖̙̭̹̼̺̖ͤͦ͢ ̡͍̥̜ͫ̾̑A̭̭̻̰͑̉́̋̌͟ ̷̞͖͕̥͗̊ͥ̚Ḷ̢̻̰̮̥̫͍̘͑̑̇ͧ̊ͯ͆̕ ̘̥̤̳̣͊ͥ̎͐̕͡ͅL͕̪̥̗̲͓͓̹̒̊́̚ ͈̬͙͍̙̜̝̻̟́ͧ̀ͤ͛̽͠Eͮ͑̍̆ͮ͏͖̰̰͢͢ ̝̫̚Y̷̞̟̤͈̠͖̱̆̽̊ ̴͈͉̼̐̅ͨ̚̚͘S̉̒͐̅̌͒͆͋̔́҉̰̪͉̘ “
IN OTHER NEWS, MY KEYBOARD IS STUCK ON CAPS LOCK Wait it just fixed itself
The weather is still horrid, with dense particles of dihydrogen monoxide penetrating the C̡͜͠͝ ̸̷́͠L̴̕ ͏̧̧͟͡O̵̢͘ ͘͝U͏̢͟ ͏͝D͏ ̷̴̧S̷̨͡ and warming the atmosphere to a ֍ degree angles