There is a new law in the 62728.8282th dimension. It is now illegal to watch Sailor Moon at night. It is also illegal to eat baguettes between 12pm and 1:29pm.
In other news, “Frick” has been added to the National Hate Speech List in Antarctica. Minecrafters worldwide are shocked, and are now saying “frecc”.
The weather today is Baguette. Today’s high is Baguette, with a low of Baguette. There is a Baguette% chance of Baguette at Baguette PM.
Thank you for reading today’s slightly worse news.