I HAD A DREAM WHEREIN NIHIL TALKED TO ME… WAIT… NOO… HE WAS SINGING… SINGING THIS… :
Somebody once told me the world is gonna SPOON me
I ain’t the sharpest SPOON in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her SPOON
In the shape of an “S” on her forehead. Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground SPOONING
Didn’t make sense not to live for SPOON
Your brain gets smart but your head gets SPOONED
So much to do, so much to see
So what’s wrong with taking the back SPOONS?
You’ll never know if you don’t go
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow. Hey now, you’re an all-SPOON, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you’re a rock SPOON, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting SPOONS break the mold It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder
You’re bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the SPOON picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim
My SPOON’S on fire, how about yours?
That’s the way I like it and I never get bored Hey now, you’re an all-SPOON, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you’re a rock SPOON get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting SPOONS break the mold Hey now, you’re an all-SPOON, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you’re a rock SPOON, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting SPOONS Somebody once asked could I spare some change for SPOONS?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little SPOON myself
And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground SPOONING
Didn’t make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets SPOONED
So much to do, so much to see
So what’s wrong with taking the back SPOONS?
You’ll never know if you don’t go (SPOON!)
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow Hey now, you’re an all-SPOON, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you’re a rock SPOON, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting SPOONS break the mold And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting SPOONS break the mold….
Nah.