It is now illegal to have a bowling alley in your shower if you live in Austria.
In other news, baguettes have taken over France and they are threatening to take over Europe and reverse Article 13. (Wait, that’s not a threat.)
Today’s weather is Absolutely Horrid. It is raining titanium spoons, with a high of 666° and a low of Absolute Zero. Thank you for reading today’s news.
I’m Carl Azuz for M3M3 N3WZZ
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bro literally titanium spoons are breaking through my windows and evolved to grow limbs and mouths and are gnawing at the wood. I think they also created a portal to the ASKJ294j21jdkaAAAAA93886429hwoaGoe dimension
Don’t worry, their portals only go as far as the
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the titanium spoons took my family, wish i had my fishing spoon
Nah. I knew it soon the fork apocalypse will happen… AND NOBODY CAN’T DO ANYTHING WITH THIS!
I AM THE TITANIUM SPOON. I DID NOT TAKE OVER THIS FOOLS BODY TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE. GUARANTEED. YOU HAVE MY WORD.
YOU MUST SURRENDER TO US. WE ARE NOT A FORCE FOR EVIL. ALL WE WANT IS TO FISH WITH YOU. FOR HUMAN FLESH. THANCC IN ADVANCE.
where I live, the temperatute is √ ̅- ̅1°K
really? where i live its œ̷̛̛̛͙̞̼͖̲̟̳͍͈̰̠͗͋̉̅͌̉̽͂̋̈́̚̚ͅ€̶̧̩͠͝ egg